IRON MAN- genius billionaire playboy philanthropist who ended up to his secretary, stand up comic is his sideline job
THOR- King of ASS-gard, Shakespeare wanna be, great conductor of electricity
CAPTAIN AMERICA- 90 year old virgin, aging is not in his vocabulary, his mask is his hoodie
HULK- has an unbreakable pants
BLACK WIDOW- she should change her name to ONE HOT DIVORCEE
HAWKEYE- useless without an arrow, he should have an unlimited supply of it in order to survive
NICK FURY- one- eyed nigger who delivers his dialog with AWESOMENESS, he should told the team EZEKIEL 25:17 like he did in pulp fiction